“Dress My Porch Goose” Dressing Room

A cozy heather-gray fleece hoodie and miniature VIP membership badge lanyard graded for all standard porch and desk goose sizes—including the 23.6" metal statue, 23" classic concrete/plastic goose, 27" large goose, and 7" desk goose.

Honor the most iconic $1.50 price tag in retail history on your front veranda. Because the butcher-stripe apron uses adjustable neck and waist ties, a single garment fits both 23.6" metal geese and 23"–27" concrete geese.

The #1 trending Christmas porch goose outfit for winter verandas. Sized to fit 23.6" Costco metal geese (Giddy the Goose), 23" classic concrete statues, 27" large lawn sentinels, and 7" mini desk geese with windproof chin strap.

Built for the porch goose that refuses to blend in with the HOA. Combines a miniature pink rhinestone cowgirl hat with a fluffy marabou boa and holographic fringed western vest graded for all statue sizes.

Game-day tailgate mesh jersey with a miniature #1 foam finger prop. Features a full split-back Velcro seam so you can dress 42-lb concrete geese, 23.6" steel geese, or 27" statues without lifting them.

Cast a spell on the cul-de-sac with this high-drama Salem Witch ensemble. Because it uses an open-front ribbon-tie cape, one size drapes gracefully across 17", 23", 23.6", and 27" porch geese.

Nothing says autumn like dressing your porch goose in a chunky burnt-orange cable knit, tartan flannel scarf, and stem-topped pumpkin beret. High-stretch knit construction adapts to both 18.5" and 20.0" chests.

The most iconic porch goose outfit since 1984. Waterproof yellow slicker coat with real metal toggle clasps and a turned-back sou'wester rain hat, graded for all 5 standard goose sizes.

Ready for Memorial Day, Flag Day, and the 4th of July. Features a navy blue swallowtail cape, red sequin bowtie, and striped stovepipe top hat graded for 23.6" metal, 23" classic, and 27" geese.

Bring the luck of the Irish to your front steps every March. Emerald velvet cape trimmed in gold braid with a tartan bowtie and shamrock top hat, compatible with all standard porch goose sizes.

Dress your 7-inch magnetic resin office desk goose—or your full-size 23" porch sentinel—for the quarterly earnings call with a charcoal pinstripe vest, crisp white collar, and crimson power tie.

Spread porch love all February long on any 17", 23", 23.6", or 27" goose statue. Includes pattern placement measurements for attaching feathered Cupid wings across the back.

Celebrate September and October Oktoberfest season with a custom H-bar lederhosen chest harness, plush salted pretzel necklace, and feathered green Alpine Tyrolean hat.

Laissez les bons temps rouler! An 8-point sequin harlequin jester collar with brass jingle bells and a matching three-point jester hat that stretches to fit both 23" classic and 23.6" metal geese.

The viral porch goose Thanksgiving outfit and turkey costume. Includes a layered autumn felt feather fan cape and buckle pilgrim hat patterned for 23.6" Costco metal geese, 23" cement sentinels, and desk geese.

Turn your porch or desk goose into the ultimate Sunday tailgate enforcer. Tailored with athletic dazzle mesh, tackle twill numbering, and a cozy knit tailgate scarf.

The viral work-from-home uniform for desk and porch geese. Features a kelly green barista apron with center pocket, customer service headset, and miniature iced coffee cup prop.

Transition your lawn goose from winter to spring with a ruffled gingham capelet and a floral straw bonnet topped with posable plush bunny ears.

Because your porch goose is already silently auditing neighbor lawn mowing and trash can schedules. Features reflective night-patrol stripes and miniature citation clipboard prop.

The viral internet favorite crochet project for porch and desk geese. Features bold yellow and black bumblebee stripes, sheer wings, and an antennae beanie.

The viral holiday breakout look for your porch goose statue: the imperial Nutcracker porch goose outfit. Features a military soldier uniform jacket with gold bullion epaulets, brass buttons, and tall shako hat tailored for 23.6" Costco metal geese (Giddy the Goose), 23" cement sentinels, and desk geese.