Contact the Bureau
Whether you have a sizing question, need an adoption deed amendment, or have a rare porch goose sighting to report—our desk is open.
General Inquiries & Support
For all registry questions, outfit measurement corrections, press inquiries, or certificate reprint requests, please write directly to our bureau inbox:
How Can the Bureau Help You?
Explore the self-service tools, sizing databases, and community registries available on PorchGoose.org:
Official Adoption Deed & Registry
Register your porch sentinel with the National Census, receive a verified serial number, sworn neighborhood watch oath, and download an official printable parchment deed.
Virtual Goose Dressing Room
Test-drive seasonal outfits—from yellow rain slickers and holiday Santa coats to tactical neighborhood watch vests—on your goose model before you buy or sew.
Universal Size & Fit Calculator
Compare exact neck circumference, chest girth, and base dimensions for Costco 23.6" metal, classic 23" cement/plastic, and 7" mini desk geese to guarantee outfits fit without choking.
Buyer's Guides & Archives
Find where to purchase authentic concrete or metal geese near you, learn the folklore and history of porch geese, or browse 150+ punny goose monikers.
Frequently Asked Questions
Do you sell physical concrete or metal geese?
PorchGoose.org is an independent community registry and sizing resource. We do not manufacture or sell statues directly. Please consult our Where to Buy a Porch Goose Guide or our Costco Goose Guide for local retailers and garden centers.
Does PorchGoose.org sell porch goose outfits?
No, PorchGoose.org does not sell or manufacture outfits directly. We are an independent sizing compatibility bureau and registry. You can preview curated seasonal outfits in our interactive Dressing Room and check our outfit guides for links to trusted makers, Etsy pattern artisans, and retailers where outfits are available for purchase.
Is there any charge to register a goose or print certificates?
No! Creating an official adoption deed and generating your archival certificate is 100% free for all goose guardians via our Adoption Bureau.
Can I suggest a new outfit or feature for the website?
Yes! If there is a holiday theme, sports team, or feature you would love to see added to the Dressing Room or sizing calculator, you can email suggestions to contact@porchgoose.org.