Where to Buy a Porch Goose Near You
Whether you want the viral 23.6" Costco Metal Goose, a heavy-duty Tractor Supply poly sentinel, an authentic 42-lb solid concrete statue, or a vintage 1980s original, here is where to find one in stock today.
Costco Wholesale ("Giddy the Goose")
The viral steel sensation made by Evergreen Enterprises. Lightweight yet durable, with magnetic steel body that holds hats, accessories, and signs in high winds.
Tractor Supply Co. (Lawn & Farm Sentinels)
A favorite among rural and suburban homeowners. Tractor Supply offers durable, UV-stabilized poly and resin lawn geese engineered to withstand intense farm and veranda sun.
Gaggleville by Miles Kimball (Heritage Original)
The definitive 1980s American porch goose that started the nationwide outfit trend. Hollow base features an underside plug to fill with gravel or play sand for stability.
Walmart (Lawn Decor & Garden Center)
Available seasonally in Walmart Garden Centers and year-round on Walmart.com from third-party marketplace vendors. Budget-friendly entry point for new goose guardians.
Local Concrete Statuary Yards & Garden Centers
The authentic heirloom heavyweights. Crafted by local ornamental concrete artisans. These 42+ lb behemoths will survive 80 mph hurricane winds without flinching.
Vintage & Antique Malls / Facebook Marketplace
Thrift stores, estate sales, and Craigslist are treasure troves for authentic 1980s and 1990s porch geese. Many come bundled with hand-sewn handmade grandmother outfits!
Porch Goose Molds: How to Cast Your Own Concrete Goose
Searches for “porch goose mold” have surged over 60% as DIYers and craft artisans cast their own concrete lawn sentinels. Here is what you need to know about two-piece aluminum and latex molds:
The gold standard. Vintage 1980s two-half aluminum molds bolt together with wingnuts. Commonly found on eBay, vintage estate auctions, and industrial concrete supply houses.
Flexible natural latex inner skins backed by a rigid fiberglass shell. Allows easy demolding without breaking the delicate beak or tail feathers.
Use high-strength sand/topping mix (Quikrete 5000) with a splash of acrylic fortifier. Coat with mold-release spray, vibrate to release air bubbles, and cure for 48 hours before painting with masonry primer.
Don't Have a Porch? Adopt the 7" Magnetic Desk Goose
Inspired by the viral Untitled Goose Game, the 7-inch resin desktop goose features an embedded neodymium magnet in its beak that holds keys, paperclips, mini signs, and even tiny office scissors. It fits dedicated micro-crochet outfits and doll clothing!
Already Found Your Goose? Register for Official Census Serial #
Join over 14,800 registered sentinels across North America. Enter your statue size, pick a hilarious name, swear the Neighborhood Watch Oath, and download your 1200×630 Social Certificate.
Issue Official Adoption Certificate →Shop Real Outfits, Patterns & Statues Matching This Look
Always compare seller-listed dimensions against your 23" Classic Cement/Plastic measurements before ordering.
23" Heavy-Duty White Lawn & Porch Goose Statue (Fillable Base)
Weatherproof blow-mold goose matching classic 23" & Costco 23.6" outfit dimensions.
Gaggleville by Miles Kimball Original 23" White Lawn & Porch Goose Statue
The iconic 1980s 23" porch sentinel that launched the American goose-dressing craze.
12-Pack Seasonal 23" Porch Goose Outfit Bundle (Year-Round Wardrobe)
Complete 12-holiday wardrobe engineered to fit both 23" Cement and 23.6" Costco Metal geese.
Deluxe Velvet Santa Claus Coat & Fur Hat for 23"–24" Porch Goose
Plush crimson velvet cape with faux-ermine trim and elastic wind-resistant beard & hat.