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Christmas Porch Goose Santa Claus Coat & Fur-Trimmed Hat Outfit
Universal Wardrobe Spec #003 Holiday #1 Classic
Holiday Santa Coat in crimson waterproof velvet with faux-fur trim and sleigh bells
SELECTED MODEL MEASUREMENTS: 23" Classic Cement/Plastic
Neck Spec 7.5 in
Chest Girth 20.0 in
Cape Length 14.0 in
Holiday #1 Classic
Christmas & Winter • Available in 5 Goose Sizes

Christmas Porch Goose Santa Claus Coat & Fur-Trimmed Hat Outfit

The #1 trending Christmas porch goose outfit for winter verandas. Sized to fit 23.6" Costco metal geese (Giddy the Goose), 23" classic concrete statues, 27" large lawn sentinels, and 7" mini desk geese with windproof chin strap.

Available Goose Sizes & Models (Click to View Specs):

✓ Multi-Size Graded Pattern

Official Garment Construction & Fit Specifications

Recommended Yardage / Yarn: 5/8 yard outdoor crimson velvet + 1.5 yards 2" white faux-shearling trim
Windproof Fastener System: Elastic collar band + brass sleigh-bell buckle belt
Master Tailor & DIY Tips:
  • Line the crimson velvet with water-resistant ripstop nylon to prevent snow stains on porous concrete geese.
  • Cut the Santa hat brim with 1/4" braided elastic so it stretches comfortably across both 23" cement and 23.6" metal heads.
  • Scale pattern to 35% for the 7" Mini Office Desk Goose.
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Reference Spec • 23" Classic Cement/Plastic (7.5 in Neck / 20.0 in Chest)

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Always compare seller-listed dimensions against your 23" Classic Cement/Plastic measurements before ordering.

Bureau of Pattern Grading • Multi-Size Availability

DIY Sewing & Crochet Pattern Measurements Across All Goose Sizes

Use the table below to grade Christmas Porch Goose Santa Claus Coat & Fur-Trimmed Hat Outfit across the Costco 23.6" Metal Goose (14.9" L × 7.4" W × 23.6" H), the 23" Classic Cement Goose, the 27" Large Concrete Goose, the 17" Small Goose, and the 7" Mini Desk Goose.

Goose Model Availability Statue Dimensions Neck Opening Chest Girth Back Cape Length Head / Hat Crown Pattern Scaling Note
Costco 23.6" Metal Goose ✓ Available 23.6" H x 14.9" L x 7.4" W 6.5 in 18.5 in 13.5 in 8.2 in Use 6.5" neck elastic and 18.5" chest girth. Steel body accepts magnetic bowties, badges, and hat weights.
23" Classic Cement/Plastic Goose ✓ Available 23.0" H x 15.5" L x 8.5" W 7.5 in 20.0 in 14.0 in 9.0 in Standard commercial 23" goose pattern block (Simplicity 8047 / McCall's 6427 equivalent). Cut neck elastic at 8.0" with 0.5" seam allowance.
27" Large Concrete Goose ✓ Available 27.0" H x 18.0" L x 10.0" W 9.0 in 24.5 in 17.5 in 10.5 in Scale standard 23" patterns up by 120% on your printer, or add a 4.5" ribbon-tie gusset at the back neck and chest.
17" Small Porch Goose ✓ Available 17.0" H x 11.5" L x 6.2" W 5.2 in 14.5 in 10.5 in 6.8 in Scale standard 23" patterns down to 74% when printing, and use 3/8" elastic for neckbands and bonnets.
7" Mini Office Desk Goose ✓ Available 7.0" H x 5.2" L x 3.1" W 2.2 in 6.5 in 4.2 in 3.4 in Best suited for DK/worsted crochet hooks (3.5mm) or felt no-sew patterns. Internal beak magnet holds mini metal keys, clips, and tiny signs.

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