Nutcracker Porch Goose Outfit & Imperial Soldier Crown Shako
The viral holiday breakout look for your porch goose statue: the imperial Nutcracker porch goose outfit. Features a military soldier uniform jacket with gold bullion epaulets, brass buttons, and tall shako hat tailored for 23.6" Costco metal geese (Giddy the Goose), 23" cement sentinels, and desk geese.
Available Goose Sizes & Models (Click to View Specs):
✓ Multi-Size Graded PatternOfficial Garment Construction & Fit Specifications
- For 23.6" Costco metal geese (Giddy the Goose), sew a small 10mm neodymium disc magnet inside the shako crown brim for instant windproof anchoring.
- Cut the neck band at 7.0" with 0.5" overlap so it fits both slender steel necks and traditional cast concrete sentinels.
- Scale pattern down to 35% for the 7" mini magnetic desk goose.
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DIY Sewing & Crochet Pattern Measurements Across All Goose Sizes
Use the table below to grade Nutcracker Porch Goose Outfit & Imperial Soldier Crown Shako across the Costco 23.6" Metal Goose (14.9" L × 7.4" W × 23.6" H), the 23" Classic Cement Goose, the 27" Large Concrete Goose, the 17" Small Goose, and the 7" Mini Desk Goose.
| Goose Model | Availability | Statue Dimensions | Neck Opening | Chest Girth | Back Cape Length | Head / Hat Crown | Pattern Scaling Note |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Costco 23.6" Metal Goose | ✓ Available | 23.6" H x 14.9" L x 7.4" W | 6.5 in | 18.5 in | 13.5 in | 8.2 in | Use 6.5" neck elastic and 18.5" chest girth. Steel body accepts magnetic bowties, badges, and hat weights. |
| 23" Classic Cement/Plastic Goose | ✓ Available | 23.0" H x 15.5" L x 8.5" W | 7.5 in | 20.0 in | 14.0 in | 9.0 in | Standard commercial 23" goose pattern block (Simplicity 8047 / McCall's 6427 equivalent). Cut neck elastic at 8.0" with 0.5" seam allowance. |
| 27" Large Concrete Goose | ✓ Available | 27.0" H x 18.0" L x 10.0" W | 9.0 in | 24.5 in | 17.5 in | 10.5 in | Scale standard 23" patterns up by 120% on your printer, or add a 4.5" ribbon-tie gusset at the back neck and chest. |
| 17" Small Porch Goose | ✓ Available | 17.0" H x 11.5" L x 6.2" W | 5.2 in | 14.5 in | 10.5 in | 6.8 in | Scale standard 23" patterns down to 74% when printing, and use 3/8" elastic for neckbands and bonnets. |
| 7" Mini Office Desk Goose | ✓ Available | 7.0" H x 5.2" L x 3.1" W | 2.2 in | 6.5 in | 4.2 in | 3.4 in | Best suited for DK/worsted crochet hooks (3.5mm) or felt no-sew patterns. Internal beak magnet holds mini metal keys, clips, and tiny signs. |
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