Bureau Form #PG-104 • Instant Official Deed & 1200×630 Social Card

Official Porch Goose Adoption & Persona Registry

Induct your statue into the National Porch Goose Census. Customize your sentinel's name, municipality, and sworn Neighborhood Watch Oath below—then download your high-resolution PNG Certificate for Reddit or print your framed deed.

1. Configure Sentinel Dossier

Official Goose Name

Statutory Goose Model / Size

City & State

Guard Vibe / Persona

Authorized Regalia / Outfit 21 Verified Regalia

Sworn Neighborhood Watch Oath

LIVE OFFICIAL CERTIFICATE PREVIEW (UPDATES INSTANTLY) WATERMARKED FOR VIRAL SHARING

NATIONAL PORCH GOOSE REGISTRY • UNITED STATES VERANDA CENSUS

Department of Municipal Waterfowl & Neighborhood Watch Standards

CENSUS RECORD #PG-14833

This Certifies That Resident Sentinel

Goose-tavo Fring

Statutory Model / Breed Costco 23.6" Metal Goose

Stationed Municipality Columbus, OH

Temperament Classification Stoic HOA Enforcer

Authorized Regalia Kirkland Signature Gray Streetwear Hoodie & Executive Lanyard

Sworn Veranda Watch Oath:

“I, Goose-tavo Fring, solemnly swear to stand motionless in Columbus, OH, silently auditing lawn-edge compliance while clad in my Kirkland Signature Gray Streetwear Hoodie & Executive Lanyard. No unapproved garden gnome or door-to-door solicitor shall pass un-honked.”

Honksworth J. Featherby

Chief Registrar • Issued 2026-11-10

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OFFICIAL GOLD SEAL

Registered at PorchGoose.org

Goose-tavo Fring - Costco 23.6" Metal Goose wearing Kirkland Signature Gray Streetwear Hoodie & Executive Lanyard

Regalia: Kirkland Signature Gray Streetwear Hoodie & Executive Lanyard

FIG 1. OFFICIAL PORTRAIT PORCHGOOSE.ORG

Reference Spec • Costco 23.6" Metal (6.5 in Neck / 18.5 in Chest)

Complete Your Newly Inducted Goose's Official Wardrobe

Always compare seller-listed dimensions against your Costco 23.6" Metal measurements before ordering.

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