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Siren Green Coffee Barista Apron & Mini Iced Latte
Universal Wardrobe Spec #017 Desk Goose Favorite
Starbucks Green Barista Apron, black headset & miniature iced caramel macchiato prop
SELECTED MODEL MEASUREMENTS: 7" Mini Desk Goose
Neck Spec 2.2 in
Chest Girth 6.5 in
Cape Length 4.2 in
Desk Goose Favorite
Office & Desk • Available in 4 Goose Sizes

Siren Green Coffee Barista Apron & Mini Iced Latte

The viral work-from-home uniform for desk and porch geese. Features a kelly green barista apron with center pocket, customer service headset, and miniature iced coffee cup prop.

Available Goose Sizes & Models (Click to View Specs):

✓ Multi-Size Graded Pattern

Official Garment Construction & Fit Specifications

Recommended Yardage / Yarn: Kelly green cotton twill + 1/8" satin ribbon ties + miniature headset wire
Windproof Fastener System: Adjustable neck ribbon loop + wrap-around waist ties + headset over crown
Master Tailor & DIY Tips:
  • Scale pattern bib dimensions according to your statue neck and chest measurements.
  • Glue a tiny steel jump-ring to a dollhouse iced latte cup so your goose can clutch it with a magnetic beak.
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Reference Spec • 7" Mini Desk Goose (2.2 in Neck / 6.5 in Chest)

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Bureau of Pattern Grading • Multi-Size Availability

DIY Sewing & Crochet Pattern Measurements Across All Goose Sizes

Use the table below to grade Siren Green Coffee Barista Apron & Mini Iced Latte across the Costco 23.6" Metal Goose (14.9" L × 7.4" W × 23.6" H), the 23" Classic Cement Goose, the 27" Large Concrete Goose, the 17" Small Goose, and the 7" Mini Desk Goose.

Goose Model Availability Statue Dimensions Neck Opening Chest Girth Back Cape Length Head / Hat Crown Pattern Scaling Note
Costco 23.6" Metal Goose ✓ Available 23.6" H x 14.9" L x 7.4" W 6.5 in 18.5 in 13.5 in 8.2 in Use 6.5" neck elastic and 18.5" chest girth. Steel body accepts magnetic bowties, badges, and hat weights.
23" Classic Cement/Plastic Goose ✓ Available 23.0" H x 15.5" L x 8.5" W 7.5 in 20.0 in 14.0 in 9.0 in Standard commercial 23" goose pattern block (Simplicity 8047 / McCall's 6427 equivalent). Cut neck elastic at 8.0" with 0.5" seam allowance.
27" Large Concrete Goose Scale Pattern 27.0" H x 18.0" L x 10.0" W 9.0 in 24.5 in 17.5 in 10.5 in Scale standard 23" patterns up by 120% on your printer, or add a 4.5" ribbon-tie gusset at the back neck and chest.
17" Small Porch Goose ✓ Available 17.0" H x 11.5" L x 6.2" W 5.2 in 14.5 in 10.5 in 6.8 in Scale standard 23" patterns down to 74% when printing, and use 3/8" elastic for neckbands and bonnets.
7" Mini Office Desk Goose ✓ Available 7.0" H x 5.2" L x 3.1" W 2.2 in 6.5 in 4.2 in 3.4 in Best suited for DK/worsted crochet hooks (3.5mm) or felt no-sew patterns. Internal beak magnet holds mini metal keys, clips, and tiny signs.

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