Universal Wardrobe Spec #019 Official HOA Enforcer
High-Visibility Neon Yellow HOA Neighborhood Watch Vest, Gold Aviator Sunglasses & Mini Clipboard
SELECTED MODEL MEASUREMENTS: Costco 23.6" Metal
Neck Spec 6.5 in
Chest Girth 18.5 in
Cape Length 13.5 in
Official HOA Enforcer
Viral & Streetwear • Available in 5 Goose Sizes
High-Vis Neon HOA Neighborhood Watch Patrol Vest & Aviators
Because your porch goose is already silently auditing neighbor lawn mowing and trash can schedules. Features reflective night-patrol stripes and miniature citation clipboard prop.
Available Goose Sizes & Models (Click to View Specs):
✓ Multi-Size Graded PatternOfficial Garment Construction & Fit Specifications
Recommended Yardage / Yarn: 1/3 yard neon lime safety mesh + 1 yard 1" 3M reflective silver tape
Windproof Fastener System: Front zipper or Velcro vest around chest + magnetic HOA citation clipboard
Master Tailor & DIY Tips:
- A canine size Medium high-vis reflective vest fits 18.5" to 20" chests with zero sewing required.
- Fasten gold aviator glasses snugly around the back of the neck with clear elastic monofilament thread.
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Reference Spec • Costco 23.6" Metal (6.5 in Neck / 18.5 in Chest)
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Bureau of Pattern Grading • Multi-Size Availability
DIY Sewing & Crochet Pattern Measurements Across All Goose Sizes
Use the table below to grade High-Vis Neon HOA Neighborhood Watch Patrol Vest & Aviators across the Costco 23.6" Metal Goose (14.9" L × 7.4" W × 23.6" H), the 23" Classic Cement Goose, the 27" Large Concrete Goose, the 17" Small Goose, and the 7" Mini Desk Goose.
| Goose Model | Availability | Statue Dimensions | Neck Opening | Chest Girth | Back Cape Length | Head / Hat Crown | Pattern Scaling Note |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Costco 23.6" Metal Goose | ✓ Available | 23.6" H x 14.9" L x 7.4" W | 6.5 in | 18.5 in | 13.5 in | 8.2 in | Use 6.5" neck elastic and 18.5" chest girth. Steel body accepts magnetic bowties, badges, and hat weights. |
| 23" Classic Cement/Plastic Goose | ✓ Available | 23.0" H x 15.5" L x 8.5" W | 7.5 in | 20.0 in | 14.0 in | 9.0 in | Standard commercial 23" goose pattern block (Simplicity 8047 / McCall's 6427 equivalent). Cut neck elastic at 8.0" with 0.5" seam allowance. |
| 27" Large Concrete Goose | ✓ Available | 27.0" H x 18.0" L x 10.0" W | 9.0 in | 24.5 in | 17.5 in | 10.5 in | Scale standard 23" patterns up by 120% on your printer, or add a 4.5" ribbon-tie gusset at the back neck and chest. |
| 17" Small Porch Goose | ✓ Available | 17.0" H x 11.5" L x 6.2" W | 5.2 in | 14.5 in | 10.5 in | 6.8 in | Scale standard 23" patterns down to 74% when printing, and use 3/8" elastic for neckbands and bonnets. |
| 7" Mini Office Desk Goose | ✓ Available | 7.0" H x 5.2" L x 3.1" W | 2.2 in | 6.5 in | 4.2 in | 3.4 in | Best suited for DK/worsted crochet hooks (3.5mm) or felt no-sew patterns. Internal beak magnet holds mini metal keys, clips, and tiny signs. |
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