Dept. of Municipal Waterfowl & Veranda Standards
2026 ACTIVE CENSUS: 14,832 GEESE
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2026 Census Ledger / Record #PG-00004 (Sergeant Feathers)
VERIFIED MUNICIPAL WATERFOWL SENTINEL
NATIONAL PORCH GOOSE REGISTRY • UNITED STATES VERANDA CENSUS
Department of Municipal Waterfowl & Neighborhood Watch Standards
CENSUS RECORD #PG-00004
This Certifies That Resident Sentinel

Sergeant Feathers

Statutory Model / Breed 7" Mini Office Desk Goose
Stationed Municipality Seattle, WA
Temperament Classification Passive-Aggressive Desk Boss
Authorized Regalia Siren Green Coffee Barista Apron & Mini Iced Latte
Sworn Veranda Watch Oath:

“Stationed beside the dual monitors of Seattle, WA, I vow to keep the iced latte cold and stare unblinkingly at anyone scheduling 4:30 PM Friday meetings in my Siren Green Barista Apron.”

Honksworth J. Featherby
Chief Registrar • Issued 2026-11-03
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Registered at PorchGoose.org
Sergeant Feathers - 7" Mini Office Desk Goose wearing Siren Green Coffee Barista Apron & Mini Iced Latte
Regalia: Siren Green Coffee Barista Apron & Mini Iced Latte
FIG 1. OFFICIAL PORTRAIT PORCHGOOSE.ORG

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