NATIONAL PORCH GOOSE REGISTRY • UNITED STATES VERANDA CENSUS
Department of Municipal Waterfowl & Neighborhood Watch Standards
CENSUS RECORD #PG-00010
This Certifies That Resident Sentinel
Judge Beakman
Statutory Model / Breed Costco 23.6" Metal Goose
Stationed Municipality Scottsdale, AZ
Temperament Classification Stoic HOA Enforcer
Authorized Regalia High-Vis Neon HOA Neighborhood Watch Vest
Sworn Veranda Watch Oath:“In strict accordance with Section 4.2 of the Scottsdale Covenants, I patrol this gravel xeriscape in my High-Vis Neon HOA Neighborhood Watch Vest & Gold Aviators.”
Honksworth J. Featherby
Chief Registrar • Issued 2026-11-07
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OFFICIAL GOLD SEAL
Registered at PorchGoose.org
Regalia: High-Vis Neon HOA Neighborhood Watch Vest
FIG 1. OFFICIAL PORTRAIT PORCHGOOSE.ORG