2026 Census Ledger / Record #PG-00006 (Saquon Beakley)

VERIFIED MUNICIPAL WATERFOWL SENTINEL

NATIONAL PORCH GOOSE REGISTRY • UNITED STATES VERANDA CENSUS

Department of Municipal Waterfowl & Neighborhood Watch Standards

CENSUS RECORD #PG-00006

This Certifies That Resident Sentinel

Saquon Beakley

Statutory Model / Breed Costco 23.6" Metal Goose

Stationed Municipality South Philadelphia, PA

Temperament Classification Rowdy Tailgate Captain

Authorized Regalia Philadelphia Eagles Tailgate Jersey

Sworn Veranda Watch Oath:

“Stationed on the rowhome steps of South Philadelphia, PA, I swear to defend Lincoln Financial Field in my Midnight Green Philadelphia Eagles Tailgate Jersey. Go Birds!”

Honksworth J. Featherby

Chief Registrar • Issued 2026-11-04

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OFFICIAL GOLD SEAL

Registered at PorchGoose.org

Saquon Beakley - Costco 23.6" Metal Goose wearing Philadelphia Eagles Tailgate Jersey

Regalia: Philadelphia Eagles Tailgate Jersey

FIG 1. OFFICIAL PORTRAIT PORCHGOOSE.ORG

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Reference Spec • Costco 23.6" Metal (6.5 in Neck / 18.5 in Chest)

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