2026 Census Ledger / Record #PG-00011 (Ryan Gosling Jr.)

VERIFIED MUNICIPAL WATERFOWL SENTINEL

NATIONAL PORCH GOOSE REGISTRY • UNITED STATES VERANDA CENSUS

Department of Municipal Waterfowl & Neighborhood Watch Standards

CENSUS RECORD #PG-00011

This Certifies That Resident Sentinel

Ryan Gosling Jr.

Statutory Model / Breed 23" Classic Cement/Plastic Goose

Stationed Municipality New Orleans, LA

Temperament Classification Chaotic Cul-de-Sac Diva

Authorized Regalia Mardi Gras Jester Collar & Beads

Sworn Veranda Watch Oath:

“Positioned squarely on the veranda in New Orleans, LA, I command parade season in my Purple, Green & Gold Mardi Gras Jester Collar & Beads.”

Honksworth J. Featherby

Chief Registrar • Issued 2026-11-07

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OFFICIAL GOLD SEAL

Registered at PorchGoose.org

Ryan Gosling Jr. - 23" Classic Cement/Plastic Goose wearing Mardi Gras Jester Collar & Beads

Regalia: Mardi Gras Jester Collar & Beads

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Reference Spec • 23" Classic Cement/Plastic (7.5 in Neck / 20.0 in Chest)

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