Dept. of Municipal Waterfowl & Veranda Standards
2026 ACTIVE CENSUS: 14,832 GEESE
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2026 Census Ledger / Record #PG-00003 (Mother Gooseberry)
VERIFIED MUNICIPAL WATERFOWL SENTINEL
NATIONAL PORCH GOOSE REGISTRY • UNITED STATES VERANDA CENSUS
Department of Municipal Waterfowl & Neighborhood Watch Standards
CENSUS RECORD #PG-00003
This Certifies That Resident Sentinel

Mother Gooseberry

Statutory Model / Breed 23" Classic Cement/Plastic Goose
Stationed Municipality Columbus, OH
Temperament Classification Cozy Midwest Grandma
Authorized Regalia Classic Velvet Christmas Santa Coat
Sworn Veranda Watch Oath:

“By the power vested in the National Porch Goose Registry, I shall welcome every neighbor in Columbus, OH with seasonal splendor in my Classic Velvet Christmas Santa Coat. Wipe your boots on the mat.”

Honksworth J. Featherby
Chief Registrar • Issued 2026-11-02
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OFFICIAL GOLD SEAL
Registered at PorchGoose.org
Mother Gooseberry - 23" Classic Cement/Plastic Goose wearing Classic Velvet Christmas Santa Coat
Regalia: Classic Velvet Christmas Santa Coat
FIG 1. OFFICIAL PORTRAIT PORCHGOOSE.ORG

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Reference Spec • 23" Classic Cement/Plastic (7.5 in Neck / 20.0 in Chest)

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