NATIONAL PORCH GOOSE REGISTRY • UNITED STATES VERANDA CENSUS
Department of Municipal Waterfowl & Neighborhood Watch Standards
CENSUS RECORD #PG-00005
This Certifies That Resident Sentinel
Lady Gaga of the Veranda
Statutory Model / Breed Costco 23.6" Metal Goose
Stationed Municipality West Hollywood, CA
Temperament Classification Chaotic Cul-de-Sac Diva
Authorized Regalia Chappell Roan Pink Cowgirl Outfit
Sworn Veranda Watch Oath:“As the undisputed style icon of West Hollywood, CA, I promise to serve relentless front-yard couture in my Chappell Roan Pink Cowgirl Hat & Fringe Vest 365 days a year.”
Honksworth J. Featherby
Chief Registrar • Issued 2026-11-03
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OFFICIAL GOLD SEAL
Registered at PorchGoose.org
Regalia: Chappell Roan Pink Cowgirl Outfit
FIG 1. OFFICIAL PORTRAIT PORCHGOOSE.ORG