2026 Census Ledger / Record #PG-00008 (Kirkland Von Cul-de-Sac)

VERIFIED MUNICIPAL WATERFOWL SENTINEL

NATIONAL PORCH GOOSE REGISTRY • UNITED STATES VERANDA CENSUS

Department of Municipal Waterfowl & Neighborhood Watch Standards

CENSUS RECORD #PG-00008

This Certifies That Resident Sentinel

Kirkland Von Cul-de-Sac

Statutory Model / Breed Costco 23.6" Metal Goose

Stationed Municipality Issaquah, WA

Temperament Classification Stoic HOA Enforcer

Authorized Regalia $1.50 Hot Dog Clerk Apron

Sworn Veranda Watch Oath:

“Born in the bulk aisles of Issaquah, WA, I vow to defend the $1.50 hot dog combo with my very life while wearing my Official Food Court Clerk Apron & Red Visor.”

Honksworth J. Featherby

Chief Registrar • Issued 2026-11-05

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OFFICIAL GOLD SEAL

Registered at PorchGoose.org

Kirkland Von Cul-de-Sac - Costco 23.6" Metal Goose wearing $1.50 Hot Dog Clerk Apron

Regalia: $1.50 Hot Dog Clerk Apron

FIG 1. OFFICIAL PORTRAIT PORCHGOOSE.ORG

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Reference Spec • Costco 23.6" Metal (6.5 in Neck / 18.5 in Chest)

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