2026 Census Ledger / Record #PG-00002 (Honk Williams Jr.)

VERIFIED MUNICIPAL WATERFOWL SENTINEL

NATIONAL PORCH GOOSE REGISTRY • UNITED STATES VERANDA CENSUS

Department of Municipal Waterfowl & Neighborhood Watch Standards

CENSUS RECORD #PG-00002

This Certifies That Resident Sentinel

Honk Williams Jr.

Statutory Model / Breed 23" Classic Cement/Plastic Goose

Stationed Municipality Nashville, TN

Temperament Classification Rowdy Tailgate Captain

Authorized Regalia Kansas City Chiefs Tailgate Jersey

Sworn Veranda Watch Oath:

“I pledge to guard this Nashville veranda through rain, sleet, and fourth-quarter overtime in my Kansas City Chiefs Tailgate Jersey. All delivery drivers bearing snacks are granted diplomatic immunity.”

Honksworth J. Featherby

Chief Registrar • Issued 2026-11-02

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Registered at PorchGoose.org

Honk Williams Jr. - 23" Classic Cement/Plastic Goose wearing Kansas City Chiefs Tailgate Jersey

Regalia: Kansas City Chiefs Tailgate Jersey

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Reference Spec • 23" Classic Cement/Plastic (7.5 in Neck / 20.0 in Chest)

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