Goose-tavo Fring
Sworn Veranda Watch Oath:“I, Goose-tavo Fring, solemnly swear to stand motionless in Columbus, OH, silently auditing lawn-edge compliance while clad in my Kirkland Signature Gray Streetwear Hoodie & Executive Lanyard. No unapproved garden gnome or door-to-door solicitor shall pass un-honked.”